Class de Chicago (Musical)

VELMA
Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now os a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?

MAMA MORTON
Class.
Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"
And, "Yes, thank you?"
And, "How charming?"
Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class?

VELMA E MAMA MORTON
Class!
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
To open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now,
There's only pigs and whores
And even kids'll knock ya down
So's they can pass
Nobody's got no class!

VELMA
Whatever happened to old values?

MAMA MORTON
And fine morals?

VELMA
And good breeding?

MAMA MORTON
Now, no one even says "oops" when they're
Passing their gas

VELMA E MAMA MORTON
Whatever happened to class?

VELMA
Class

VELMA E MAMA MORTON
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
That's fit for any use
And any girl'd touch your privates
For a deuce

MAMA MORTON
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass

VELMA
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass

VELMA E MAMA MORTON
Nobody's got no class!

VELMA
All you ready about today is rape and theft

MAMA MORTON
Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?

VELMA E MAMA MORTON
Nobody's got no class!

MAMA MORTON
Every Guys is a natch!

VELMA
Every Girl let to toilet

MAMA MORTON
Holy shit!

VELMA
Holy shit!

MAMA MORTON
What a shame

VELMA
What a shame

VELMA E MAMA MORTON
What became of class?