The Unbirthday Song
MARCH HARE:
A very merry unbirthday to me
MAD HATTER:
To who?
MARCH HARE:
To me
MAD HATTER:
Oh you!
MARCH HARE:
A very merry unbirthday to you
MAD HATTER:
Who me?
MARCH HARE:
Yes, you!
MAD HATTER:
Oh, me!
MARCH HARE:
Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to you!
[DIALOGUE]
MAD HATTER:
Now, statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday
MARCH HARE:
Imagine, just one birthday every year
MAD HATTER:
Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!
MARCH HARE:
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer
[DIALOGUE]
BOTH:
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
ALICE:
To me?
MAD HATTER:
To you!
BOTH:
A very merry unbirthday
ALICE:
For me?
MARCH HARE:
For you!
MAD HATTER:
Now blow the candle out my dear
And make your wish come true
BOTH:
A merry merry unbirthday to you!