Eddie's Song de Son Of Dork

[James/Danny]
Eddie kick started his career
One Summertime in May
A shitty band with friends from school
But only he could really play
The moment that he took the stage
The fans were blown away
I always knew that he'd go far
I'm glad I lived to see the day

[James]
Eddie's got twenty-seven kids
But he doesn't know
(Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know)
Shame he'll never be around
To see them grow
Said he screwed a different girl
After every show
(After every show, Eddie doesn't know)
But he was always way too gone
To remember though
So Eddie doesn't know

[Dougie/Steve]
At 3AM, it's getting late
The after party's closed
But everybody follows Eddie
They just won't leave him alone
Calls seven girls to his hotel room
Takes off all their clothes
(Takes off all their clothes)
Some people say he had it easy
But that is just the way it goes

[Danny]
Eddie's got twenty-seven kids
But he doesn't know
(Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know)
Shame he'll never be around
To see them grow
Said he screwed a different girl
After every show
(After every show, Eddie doesn't know)
But he was always way too gone
To remember though
So Eddie doesn't know

[James]
He's in deep and there's a reason
He's all alone and he can't change
Like the seasons
They come and then they go

[Tom]
To all the kids that don't look
Like their Mum and Dad
Don't freak out
And don't you let 'em make you mad
As long as they both love you
Then you should be glad
Just think about the little problem
Eddie had

[James]
Eddie's got twenty-seven kids
But he doesn't know
(Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know)
Shame he'll never be around
To see them grow
Said he screwed a different girl
After every show
(After every show, Eddie doesn't know)
But he was always way too gone
To remember though
So Eddie doesn't know

[Tom]
Eddie's got twenty-seven kids
But he doesn't know
(Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know)
Shame he'll never be around
To see them grow
Said he screwed a different girl
After every show
(After every show, Eddie doesn't know)
But he was always way too gone
To remember though